January 2012
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wefoundusagrimlove: Steph just told me she’s going to see Say Anything play live in Texas. :3 AND SHE SAID IF THEY PLAY WOW, I CAN GET SEXUAL TOO SHE’S GOING TO FILM IT FOR ME. because that’s our song. :333333 YES, ME AND STEPH HAVE OUR OWN SONG. and it’s dirty… and funny. 
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“So when you’re sorry And one day you will be I wish you all the best...”
– Kevin Devine
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December 2011
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Dec 16th
but what if you had sex with stephen merchant
hazardgirl: and it wasn’t that great hahaha this made me laugh
Dec 15th
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November 2011
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September 2011
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July 2011
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May 2011
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“Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison. And I went to pick her up in...”
– David Allen Coe
Apr 13th
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“Heyyy mann!! If this bird goes down, this is the safest place to be!! Right in...”
– Krist Noveselic video taping himself in a bathroom on a plane to Europe with Nirvana
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March 2011
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Mar 23rd
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Fucking pissed!!
Hey guy thats in the fucking shitty blue/gray truck…..FUCK YOU!! …FUCK YOU for fucking parking crooked like a fucking asshole mother fucker that you are!!! I had to maneuver like a mother fucker to get out of the fucking parking spot!! I should of fucking rammed your fucking truck since its a fucking piece shit anyways!! But I have a nice car an I don’t want mine to be a piece of...
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Mar 16th
Washed my clothes today…and I didnt know my memory stick from my camera was in my pocket! SO my memory stick smells clean….thankfully it still works!! mild heart attack for a minute.
Mar 16th
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Omg the Situation sucks at telling jokes!! Why was he invited to Roast Donald Trump!!! Soooo awkward!!! He was getting pity laughs! Now can he and the rest of Jersey Shore go away!!!?????
Mar 16th
“Put on your Sunday best kids, we’re going to Sears!”
– Brady Bunch movie
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