Fucking pissed!!
Hey guy thats in the fucking shitty blue/gray truck…..FUCK YOU!! …FUCK YOU for fucking parking crooked like a fucking asshole mother fucker that you are!!! I had to maneuver like a mother fucker to get out of the fucking parking spot!! I should of fucking rammed your fucking truck since its a fucking piece shit anyways!! But I have a nice car an I don’t want mine to be a piece of shit like yours!! So fuck you!!!!!
Also, fuck you to the lady staring at me at the store for buying beer and whispering to her husband about me cuz I didn’t get carded! Fuck you nosey bitch I’m 24!! Yea i may look younger but I’m not! And it’s obvious you’re not from my fucking hometown cuz if you were, you would know its a small fucking town and that people know your age hence not having to get carded!! Soo fuck your snotty,nosey, judgmental look!!! Kiss my fucking ass!! Oh and Cunt just so you know the beer was for my dad not me! Fuck you!!
Gosh I love austin!
Reason number 23748
Bums.
I get to see the same bum on the side of the road holding the same sign! It’s the most amazing sign ever!!! The first couple times I saw him his sign said this: “In need of beer, money, women, chicken wings, 420.” His new sign says this: “Why lie. need women, money, beer,chicken wings,420.”
Lol I love it!! It makes me want to give him money just for that awesome sign, I may do that next time…lol
